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boost infection-fighting cells up to 20%. Psychologists at Wilkes University in Pennsylvania found that
students who had regular sexual activity had a third higher levels of immunoglobulin A, an antibody which
boosts the immune system and can help fight colds and flu.
Research done by Dr Winnifred Cutler, a specialist in behavioral endocrinology, indicates that women who have
intercourse at least once a week are more likely to have normal menstrual cycles than women who are celibate or
who have infrequent sex.
According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for "vagina."
Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a lack of sex life.
In the 17th century, Spain boasted that it was free of sexual deviance. When referring to bestiality, Spanish
nicknamed it "the Italian vice."
Around the turn of the century, British newspapers advertised brassieres as "patent bust improvers."
The word "sex" was coined in 1382.
Syphilis was known as "the French Disease" in Italy and "the English Disease" in France.
The word "ejaculation" comes from the Latin word meaning "throwing out."
The G-spot, a sensitive area located inside the vagina on the upper wall, an inch or two behind the back of the
pubic bone, is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg.
The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual satisfaction
regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has.
Pornography is derived from the Greek word meaning "the writings of prostitutes."
The word "masochism" was coined because of the 1870 novel, Venus in Furs.
The expression venereal disease was first used in 1527 by Jacques de Bethercourt.
The average time that a man lasts after penetration is two minutes.
According to the Kinsey Report, 10 percent of the population is exclusively hetero or homosexual.
According to Kinsey Report (1953), 15 percent of the female population was capable of multiple orgasms.
Twenty million Americans watch pornography annually.
Regular cranberry juice is better for a bladder infection than organic cranberry juice because of the acidity
of the preservative benzoic acid.
According to the Hite Report, candles are the artificial device used more frequently by women when masturbating
Women buy four out of every 10 condoms sold. The condom is named after Dr. Charles Condom. Original thinking,
Swedes take the most risks-61 percent have had unsafe sex in the last year, compared with 49 percent of
Norwegians and Danes, which completely destroys our cold weather/more sex theory.
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb,
it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
Sixty percent of men and 54 percent of women have had a one night stand. Is anyone surprised by that?
Fifty-six percent of men have had sex at work. We hope as many women have too. Otherwise, there's a lot of
jacking off going on in those office cubicles.
In the U.S., there is, on average, three sex change operations per day. I wonder how many are successful.
More than half the American men surveyed in a recent poll admit to having sex with women they disliked. I'm
sure almost all American women would admit to having sex with men they disliked.
Contrary to popular belief, the average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes. Not 40, not 38.39 minutes.
Fifty-eight percent of couples like dirty talk during sex. I guess the other forty-two percent is missing out.
Twenty-two percent of couples rent porno flicks at least once. Maybe I'm jaded, but this statistic seems
awfully low to me. Perhaps the more accurate statistic is, "only twenty-two percent of couples actually admit
to renting a porno at least once."
French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified
his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the dead
man's member. This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "pussy power."
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
Guess all those Bolivians are going to have to fly out to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch to live out that fantasy; I
kid you not when I say that there is indeed a mother-daughter team working there.
In 2000 BC the Egyptians used elephant dung as contraceptives. Yikes, beware of beetles!
Genophobia is the fear of sex. "Gee, no phobia" is the absence of the fear of sex.
Whistling is the number one way to attract the opposite sex. Hmm, curiously enough, this also is the number one
way to attract a dog or a horse. Cats don't respond so well.
In related trivia, U.S. Patent #5,163,447 was granted to a whistling condom. (Which I guess would also attract
females.) When a small sensor in the condom senses movement, it causes a tiny apparatus to whistle "Dixie."
Wow, does a tiny confederate flag pop out? (By the way, the word "condom" and the phrase "tiny apparatus"
should never appear in the same sentence.) I think it should whistle "Daisy," like in 2001; then, when the
penis starts to go limp it can be like HAL's slowed-down voice singing, "Daisy, Daisy, give. me. your.
answerrrr. trrruuue. "
Couples that marry in January, February or March have the highest divorce rate. Couples that don't marry at all
have the lowest.
According to the World Health Organization, 100 million acts of sexual intercourse occur each day. And if
anybody's lying to the WHO, be warned; they won't get fooled again. (God, that's so bad I almost pulled it out.
The average length of a flaccid penis is four inches. Unless it's Donald Rumsfeld.
The p.h. of the vagina is 4.0 to 5.0, which is fairly acidic. Maybe that's what the pool boy was doing there?
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Something has to make up for their sty-ish living conditions.
Males, on average, think about sex every seven seconds. I find this statistic to be complete bullshit and
simply demeaning to men everywhere. I mean, if this were true, when would there be any time for thinking about
beer or sports?
For every "normal" webpage, there are five porn pages. If you don't believe us click on any page that starts
XXXTEENPUSSYXXXASSFUCKING and count the pop-ups.
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