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- That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of
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the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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- Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling
tic-tac's.
- Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep
with me tonight.
- If you were a buger I would pick you first.
- You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get
her to ask you why)
You: so I can call my mom
and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to
say afterwards)
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- I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why
not. You say cause you look better everyday.
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through my mind all day!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and
I together!
- I must be in heaven cause I've seen an
angel.
- Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's
bad, it's still pretty good.
- Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do
you just wanna practice?
- I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I
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Do" List!
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- Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can
lay you on the table and take what I want?
- You know, it's not premarital sex unless you
plan on getting married.
- Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
- I'd walk a million miles for one of your
smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
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- Hi! Can I buy you a car?
- I had sex with someone last night. Was that
you?
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- You're ugly but you intrigue me.
- Hey baby...infect me!
- Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a
bottle of champagne.
- No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty
bucks?
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- If you ever want to see your children again,
you'll do what I want.
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